Brunei Town 1940an, Masa atu bapa me alum lagi lahir, me pun alum lagi lahir la tu, mun me lahir udah ada janggut me masa ani panjang sampai ke lutut belilit. Iatahwah masa atu, zaman atu femes pasal orang kawin kana jodoh-jodohkan oleh parents masing-masing, reasonnya macam-macam, malas me cerita, Pasal kebaikan pulang tu...

Iatah membagi kesian, chua tah kamu, when it comes to time, kana jodoh-jodohkan, mau kamu? Kalau me mau me pulang sebanarnya, tapi mesti hot melatup solid macam kulirangga, you know yang macam Jessica Alba lah pesen-pesennya. Astee..

Iatah di Sumbiling, arah rumah kayu bungalow, just hampir-hampir Telekom Lama, ada couple baru kana kawinkan, and seperti biasa, dorang ani inda pernah bejumpa, indung dorang tah punya pandai tu, lawa kah bida kah, antam saja lah. Inda mau ada kana tempiling. Anyway, Orang yang datang ramai jua dalam 500 orang , half of them datang tanpa dijamput mengayau for the gambus!!

Masa malam pertama, couple atu bekurung dibilik kan bahapa kah, inda me tau, and guess what rupanya pengantin laki atu kakinya stampik plastik, kakinya lakap stampik kana gilik oleh kreta lipan masanya damit. iatah pengantin bini atu tekajut kebeliangan belusir tampat orang ramai-ramai d luar rumah bisdia sambil terais-terais macam orang kana sawan kambing.

Pengantin Bini : Tolong-tolong!!! Sekaki ganya!! Sekaki Ganya!! Tolong!!!!

Semua orang disana atu tecanggang meliat pengantin bini atu, Inda batah atu, pengantin bini punya Unchu bini(auntie) belusir for the rescue kununnya, kan menanangkan keadaan meliat Pengantin bini atu terais-terais inda beranti-ranti. Manisss!!

Unchu Bini : Kenapa ni jah? Kenapa ni jah?? Bawa bertenang Jah!!

Pengantin Bini*angih-angih* : Sekaki ganya !! sekaki ganya!! Inda me mau!! Inda me mauuuuuu!!

Unchu Bini : Haaaa? Sekaki ganya nya mu?? Sukur tah tu Jah, Unchu Laki mu dulu 5 inci ganya…

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bruneiteam said:

	... hahaha.. atu bnr... sekaki gnya tu... haha..
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Gulingan said:

	Atuya... atuya...1 kaki....hancussss!!!
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Kitty said:

	... buhh...! sekaki! wauwww! mun ada banar wah laki2 anacondanya sekaki...wahh! ayung bininya melayan kali tu. hahaha! sweeeett ni ih!
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solitary18 said:

	WOW HAHA! baru yaaa sekaki! apa sul nya :upset
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giler meletup said:

	hayung ku mendgr sal setampik ganya ah ahahaaa...cali bnar smpai cacing dlm parut ku pun nda sangup ketawa :grin
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twinkle said:

	... hahaha..mun paham bisai eyh... it really does make my day~~ baik jua sekaki, mun nya tiga kaki...hahah..pisan nyanta~~
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FuBox said:

	FuBox Sekaki is equal to 12 inchi... hahaha uang putih pun alah tu. :eek
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bulan said:

	... wahahaha~ atu bru ya na fhm!! sekaki ganya??? panat panat! wahaha
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mns Juans said:

	... jaditah sekaki daripada putut..mun paham biskal..huhu :p
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mzo said:

	... haha sekakiii waaaaa panjang hantap baik tu eh..dari uncle nyaa 5inci ni wah..lol hahaha
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JK said:

	... hahahahhaha sekaki ane wah... ahahha cana sulnya tu ah...
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JK said:

	... hahahahhaha sekaki ane wah... ahahha cana sulnya tu ah...
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JK said:

	... hahahahhaha sekaki ane wah... ahahha cana sulnya tu ah...
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TSYA said:

	KRETA PARADISE WOW!!!!! :eek A2 bnr...sdg jua bh pnjng nya 2 eeee....skaki bh??? wahahahaha... :grin ngilu bh bila me TEimagine...wahahaha... :grin syukur bh dpt miyatu....ehehehehehehe :p
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TSYA said:

	malam pertama 1940 WOW!!!!! :eek A2 bnr...sdg jua bh pnjng nya 2 eeee....skaki bh??? wahahahaha... :grin ngilu bh bila me TEimagine...wahahaha... :grin syukur bh dpt miyatu....ehehehehehehe :p
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madism said:

	baru ya..=p :grin bisai eh ceta anii..LOL
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Lyf said:

	... ahaha uncu bni nya ah...nda fhm~~ kdptn plg yg uncu laki punya 5 inci ja..wahahahahahahahaha sangal ku tawa sal ceta ane lin.... capi2..ahahaha
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elia said:

	hahaha :grin have you ever notice that there are more comments made in this kind of jokes than others? btw... kesian eh the aunty.. keluar rahsia. :p
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Bitiful said:

	PANAT!!! Cali jua crita nya ani eh. Balum g ku abis membaca cetanya sampai kebawah ah teclick dah ku udah..hahahaha.. awu mun sekaki nyamu..atu bana..panat mikirkan tu eh.. :grin
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unknown29 said:

	WOAH!! wahahaha... atwu manis!tagugur ku dri krusi eyh, luan nyaman ktawa! :zzz :eek
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princesslala said:

	... yaallah..lalah 2 e.mun skaki wa.panatzz x..subahan allah~.nda lala dpt imagine bh nyamu e.ijap jua ku a.mati th~.. :grin
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hensem sikit said:

	aha manithhhh
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krek said:

	waaaaa.. hahaha..atu ia..kepisan tue eyh mun d layan..hahaha..manisss~ :upset
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jaylynn said:

	Malam Pertama 1940 :p :grin a2 bnaa
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Leena said:

	mlm pertama dahulu kala hahahaha...cubatah full2 mbwat announcement a2..hehe..
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Edcharmd said:

	mlm pertama 1940 tpakai sorang2! adui alin diz blog mun kanak2 mbaca nda bisai bui.. bek th kurang2i ckit mun kn mau diz blog family frenly
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chuppey said:

	... hahah.laenn~
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lee khairurrijal said:

	mlm pertama 1940 pacah pacah..hahahaha
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ddibb said:

	... haahahaha.....UKUM kan kawin huuhuhu....bagus jua orang dulu2 atu....inda menyuruh anaknya mamilih
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Antagonist said:

	haha.. panatz. cuatah ckp "sebuting / stampik ganya kakinya" =P ani..na pasal2 bocor plg rahsia auntynya. haha.sakit paut ku
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wanyy said:

	hahaha ahahahahaha syukur ta kna bge laki2 stmpik kaki nya....hahaha ane belusir2 lg pt auntie nya.....
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ulala said:

	... Sori ah f komen cane p actually aku prnah bca ceta yg sma ma ane p lam magazine malaysia la..so nda tau spa tiru spa laa.myb kbtulan ja x..sori ah. gtal tgnku kn membri komen..
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azie said:

	cantiik baik migraine ku membaca. laughter is trully ubat.haha.
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chickenpie said:

	... ahahah ta alif lam wau ro..ngok~ bnr
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Hantu raya said:

	WOW ! Dunia penuh pencaroba ! WOW ! Auntie2 ! Ok le 2...syrup..syrup..mau jua x teringin 1 kaki t0h !..pelik tapi banar ! Wahaha lu pikir lh sndiri AUNTIE ! Ahaha..auntie nya no komen
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Kudeen said:

	... wawawawa.... membaie pacah parut bah.. nasib ada urg mun na lakak2 ku tawa neh....
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reader10 said:

	Malam Pertama 1940 Hahahahahaha, Ejap ku ehh...
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SuE_88 said:

	pisan!!!! pisan!!!! hahahahahahahhaha!!!!!! s'kaki lai!!! kapisan eh....hehehehe......
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SuE_88 said:

	biar labih s'kaki lai.... drpd indada tarus... HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA..... p m'bari ejap bnr...mak tlg!!!!!hahahaha
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the girl said:

	... astaghfirullahalazim *tekajut baruk.
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nadya said:

	... hahahahaha... i like this story!
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